Fear the Beard

"Why" you may ask, would someone fear a beard?  Perhaps it is dirty and belongs to a hobo? Maybe it looks like the beard of a well known murderer?  No dear friends and family, this beard belonged to Brian Wilson of the San Francisco Giants (a team that my phone has taken to autocorrecting as "Pants")

I pose a question: Are you afraid of this man?

The answer is no, he looks like a mildly douchey version of Adam Levine.

However, are you afraid of this same man... with a beard?

YES!!! This man looks like he will eat your firstborn child for dinner, and your soul for dessert.  See that face he is making? I am fairly positive that's because he has indigestion from a meal too full of human life force.  And that is why the phrase "fear the beard" is completely accurate in this case.



We went to a baseball game at Giants stadium, it was beautiful!  They also have a team member named Panda, what is with this city?