My luck with passports seems not to have changed much despite my best attempts. When Kris and I went to France I quadruple checked the night before to make sure it was in my purse and then never let the damn thing leave my luggage while we were abroad. But everything returned to normal last weekend. . .
Katie, my friend from college, invited me on a family cruise! We excitedly prepped our way through the packing stage and when Thursday rolled around I was stoked to get on the road at 7am. I dropped off Kris at work and had a coffee before heading down to Camarillo. Of course it wasn't until 2 hours in that I realized my passport was indeed missing from my purse. So I turned about and returned to Berkeley.
The rest of the weekend was amazingly spectacular. We danced, we sang, we mostly sang Carly Rae Jepsen, we ate delicious sea treats, we visited Mexico, we ate Churros and Fish Tacos, we even managed to accidently fall asleep at 9:30pm one night (no judging), and we Hot Tubbed the shit out of that cruise ship. But the entire time I was worried about my passport.
Everyday, I woke up and checked to make sure that my ticket back into the US was still stowed away safely in my purses inside pocket, and everyday I was prepared for it to be lost to the depths of the sea like that blue diamond heart necklace in Titanic. Her family made fun of me, but I refused to lose my passport another time in a foreign land.
And with that, I returned to America, not any worse for wear minus a killer headache. Chelsea tended to my needs (this should be read as "Chelsea forced beer down my throat and then we watched a Channing Tatum marathon in the dark") and the weekend was a total success.